Fear Of Landing

Adventures in Dating 5

I'm really kind of new to all of this, because I usually would just not answer anything from people like this.  I decide to go with conversation and see what happens next.

[Redacted],

I hear that Greece is lovely, have you ever been? I was born in Turkey but I don't remember it because we moved away before I was two. I am having a good day, I actually took a few days off and am enjoying the break. I don't have anything scheduled or planned, just a few days of nothing. So you import/export cars? To sell them? Where do you import them from? Any particular type of cars?  That sounds interesting. Do you travel to see the cars or do the work online? I hope you aren't working too hard. I look forward to hearing from you

[Redacted] 

 And then I get this jewel, in Comic Sans font no less.  

Hi [Redacted].....its  so great to hear from you, Yes i do import cars, sometimes when my customer's need American cars i import from the states, and when they need like Japanese cars i import from Japan and yes to sell them and make profit. I travel to see them sometimes and sometimes we do the talking on the phone.I hope you are having a wonderful day at work.[I just said that I am on vacation, way to pay attention!]  I just want you to know i would like someone that will love and respect me for who I am, that likes to hold my hand and surprise me with a little kiss when I least expect it,or give me a wink from across the room to let me know she's thinking about me or give me a call just to let me know she's thinking about me... Because I will be doing the same..

I would love someone who is fun to be around, likes to laugh, joke around, enjoy being outdoors going for long romantic walks, enjoys looking at the stars at night, and watching the sun set and rise over the ocean. I am looking for someone that enjoys the simple things in life, just as I do. I would like to meet someone special that I can grow old with, and that we can always look into each others eyes and know that the love between us is just as wonderful and exciting as the day we met...

I want to love a woman for who she is, to spoil her, and love her, and let her know just how much she means to me, by the little things I do or say to make her  feel special. While at the same time she treats me in the same way....with love and respect I'm really looking for Someone Honest,Caring,Romantic,Kind,Posses Great Sense of Humor,Understanding,Intelligent,Respectful and Trust Worthy...  I hope you are having a great day at work? take care bye for now.
[Redacted]

Okay seriously, do women fall for this bullshit?  What guy talks like this?  I am imagining some romance novel addict swooning at these bullshit emails.  Parts of it almost sound like the Boy Scout pledge or something or perhaps a PetFinder description for a Golden Retriever.  

Labels: adventures in dating...sites, relationships

posted by fear.of.landing @ 11/10/2011