Fear Of Landing: Adventures in Dating 4

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Adventures in Dating 4

Here was the next email complete with a little snark:

Wow [Redacted],

Thanks for sharing so much about yourself. Again, where are you from originally? Your profile says that you live in Houston currently. What kind of work do you do there? I am impressed by your commitment to honesty and truthfulness. It is certainly refreshing. So many people don't respect that these days. What is it that makes you prefer full-sized women? How did you come to find this dating site? Have you met very many people on this site? Looking forward to hearing more from you

The reply made me wonder if they have more than one person answering these emails. Sentence structure is much more casual. This one has taken his American studies a little more seriously

Hi [Redacted],

How are you ? hope you are having a great day filled with joy? I am partly Greek because, Dad's Greek but Mom is from Texas. I am a Car dealer i am into import and export of cars in large scale.I have just been on the site for just 4 days now i have not really met anyone, about the full sized issue i really do not want any preference, i just want someone who i ll love and appreciate with all my heart and someone who would love me too with all her heart, someone who is romantic, kind and caring. someone told me about the site so i just said i should give it a go. i hope you are having a great day at work.

[Redacted]

Not a single mention of truthfulness and honesty. He is, however, a dirty car salesman.